„Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I’m so hungry.”
Maria Bamford
There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right.
Army had half a day. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I hear the jury’s still out on science. Not tricks, Michael, illusions.
When you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.
We just call it a sausage. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Across from where?
- No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.
- Well, what do you expect, mother?
- That’s why you always leave a note!
Steve Holt! Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
Army had half a day. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!
“Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush people’s spirits. What’s next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?”
Linsday, Arrested Development
Guy’s a pro. Steve Holt! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. We just call it a sausage. I care deeply for nature. It’s called 'taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. It’s called 'taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!
Whoa, this guy’s straight? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? Guy’s a pro. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I’m a monster. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Steve Holt!
It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Whoa, this guy’s straight? There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. It’s called 'taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Really? Did nothing cancel? There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Marry me. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.
Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.
He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.
Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Marry me. Army had half a day. That’s what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.’ Whoa, this guy’s straight? First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Guy’s a pro.
I care deeply for nature. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. It’s called 'taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. What’s Spanish for „I know you speak English?” No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.
Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.
I care deeply for nature. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I’m afraid I just blue myself. Army had half a day. We just call it a sausage. Army had half a day.
I’m afraid I just blue myself. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.
